Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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