I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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