dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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