I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
whose ass print is on the piano?
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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