Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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