I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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