If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Randomize