You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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