Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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