For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
Randomize
