Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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