I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Randomize
