garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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