Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
it glows. i had to have it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Randomize
