week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
He's a Shit stain on my heart
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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