She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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