worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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