I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Randomize
