They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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