She announced her abortion via fbk
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
this will be a night to untag.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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