my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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