Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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