I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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