i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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