Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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