My hand turned me down
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
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