I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
