So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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