Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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