You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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