That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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