My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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