If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
My penis needs a shock collar
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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