Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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