honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Randomize
