I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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