ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
she smelled like a LAN party
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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