lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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