My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
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