I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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