the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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