you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I still don’t believe you, the dog DID NOT tear down the shower curtain and shit on the floor.. we found you in the fetal position in the bathroom holding your tequila gun. It was you!
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