There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Randomize