Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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