just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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