their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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