What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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