Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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