He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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