Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
Randomize
