6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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