last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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