whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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