Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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