And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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